don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
especially if it’s a kiss
Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.
These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V
from Science Alert
Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!
*orders box even though I never have sex..just in case*
Wow! I’ll definitely be buying these! You never know!
GOOD JOB, DANIEL
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? *facepalm*"
DANRAD CONTINUES TO BE MORE AWESOME THAN EVERYONE.
I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking.
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project.
that’s amazing dude
I want to be a celebrity for a week because I want to know what it’s like to be friends with a bunch of other celebrities
Update I guess: I had somewhat of a mental break yesterday. I really thought I needed to go to the hospital because I didnt think I could wait to get an appointment with my psychiatrist. Family decided not to take me which ended up being good because psych had a cancellation this morning and I was able to go in and finally get back on some anti depressants. I’m kinda ok now, I’m fine if I stay in the house but as soon as I leave I have extreme anxiety..